Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony

yourestrongerthanthisbeautiful:
Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
This picture makes me so fucking happy!
I’ll shop online, thank you.
Well there’s your problem
And this is in Toronto
MY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE
NO NO NONONONO
no sharks I’m afraid the pool toys are on floor 2
are you guys kidding i’d shop in this mall every day omg
I have shopped in this mall. There weren’t any sharks on the floor though…
Reblog if you understand this..
Lord have mercy on you if you dont.
If she doesn’t understand this, she’s too young for you, bro.
^this
omg nostalgia
YESSSS!
And the memories come back <3
aaaaaaaaaaaaah
herp derp
I remembered as soon as I got to the guava juice lol
I was singing this, is that bad?







