Yeah, so I’m writing a short story for my creative writing class and I just thought that these lines were pretty sweet:

Ariel. Stupid girl, with the stupid dyed bright red hair and stupid blue eyes. And stupid Derek for falling for all her stupid-ness! This was a scene right out of a cheesy MTV movie. It made me want to barf all over her stupid painted toenails.

I coughed a bit to let them know I was still here. Derek snapped out of his stupid-induced trance and looked back at me.